Ridicule! 37 Steps To Becoming A Designer

1. open your Audi TT from time to time to show off.

2., wearing black clothes, of course, is the work of those famous designers. When someone asks about your wardrobe, you want to tell a fantasy story: you have a fashion show (of course, there must be some fashionable names, such as erikspiebermann), I heard about a small shop, you like to buy a suit there.

Note: it must be at least 500km when you drive, and it needs a fashionable name.

3. remember 100 top companies and designers, but when they have the chance, they should occasionally say their names inadvertently, and remember the 100 largest budget items in the world.

Besides, you should have worked in one of the top 100 companies.

4. don't listen to pop music!

Listen to strange music that nobody knows and nobody can understand.

5. read only fashionable, best sellers, especially when others are there; only buy design books, preferably they look beautiful from the outside.

6. don't focus on technical problems and practical implementation. It's a matter of trouble. You know, it's a technician, a programmer, a printer, and those who are in your position.

You are an artist!

7., we should look up to the masses when we work.

8. never marry!

9. take a drawing board with you, even if you can't even paint it.

Also, carry a briefcase with you, organizar (of course Electronic).

10. don't forget - you are the only creative person on the planet.

11. to use some English phrases, it is best to use French, when you can't say it, make up your own.

12. your cigarettes should be a kind of foreign, especially, no one has ever heard of the brand, if it is manually rolled up better, this is also applicable to other personal products.

13. do not maintain long-term relationships, and often show up with the most beautiful people.

14. keep in touch with the top models and celebrities you met in the photo album at the scenic spot.

15. go to the image designer every week to completely pform your face, but keep it secret. Don't tell anyone!

The 16. is to buy furniture for designers, throw away the unnecessary things, and those cool and outdated audio devices. Your professional appliances must keep abreast of the situation.

17. don't smile!

(don't laugh).

18. go to the plastic surgery clinic every week and tell everyone that you are so beautiful from birth.

19. do not mind whether others are interested or not, show off your elegant taste.

20. take pride in your title and use it in a sewing machine.

21., we need not pay close attention to the minority.

22., to keep active thinking, even sitting on the toilet, inspiration often comes from here.

23., we must be busy at all times.

24., visit the fitness center and the sun bathrooms.

25. at least 16 hours a day!

26. smoking like a volcano, inspired by smoke.

27. sneer at others, otherwise you will not be able to survive for a long time in this work.

28. take part in all the creative competitions. If you can't join them, remember the names of the contestants, which will help to reveal a few names.

29. keep wiser and good mood at all times.

The 30. is the winning works of the Cannes Film Festival, which are considered to be crude.

31. publish as many articles as possible about you and your design.

32. deliberately despises colleagues who have no diplomas.

33. laugh at the poor around you, do not (low) educators, but don't smile (see 17).

34., be mysterious and try to make yourself attractive.

35. oppose everything, you are a non believer.

36. refuse to work in teams, know that you are an artist!

37. don't be bound by the formula, nor should you be bound by the 37.